Hey. I am Chris.

Hi guys/occasional girl.

I’m the ‘cool’ one here. I mostly just hate on Symbian and RIM’s shares but I harbour a secret love for Bada, despite not actually knowing what it is. While the others work hard, I’ll be bringing you hilarity and of course more ways to see breasts on the internet because I’m a teenager.

Nice meeting you.


BTW I ❤ Linux.


  1. Please read ‘open-source’ here as breasts. My ginger friend here edited it. Don’t pretend you didn’t expect it anyway, we are teenagers.

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