Technophobia is a column by James Hardy. Views expressed are not necessarily those of Digixav.
I woke up not so long ago, and thought I’d gone mad. About half the people on YouTube seemed to have mysteriously taken arrows to their knees, which meant they couldn’t do certain things which they’d used to be able to do. I did find it sort of weird, but then I thought hang on a minute, maybe the Mayans weren’t so mad after all. Maybe this was the beginning of the apocalypse.
Anyway, after trawling through YouTube trying to find explanation for this weird happening, I stumbled upon a few comments written by people I could relate to, who were equally bamboozled by this arrow to the knee thing:
WTF is this arrow to the knee?
Can one of u gay fags tell me what this arro to the nee thing is?
Or something along those lines. We all know how incompetent and horrible YouTube commenters can be.
Anyhoo, turns out it is something to do with Skyrim. Apparently one of the guards in it says that he used to be able to do something or other, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
Now, I haven’t played Skyrim. (OMG you haven’t played Skyrim? WTF! You haven’t lived man!) I don’t have a problem with it. But, I have to admit, I don’t really see the humour in this. I don’t know, maybe it is incredibly funny, and I just don’t get it. If so, please feel free to explain the joke in the comments below. But I honestly don’t get it. Are we allowed to do this with any game? Here is a (probably wrong) quote from FIFA:
‘And you have to wonder how on earth he has missed that.’
I used to (insert something related to video) but then I wondered how on earth he missed that.
Am I now an incredible comedian? I honestly don’t see how this is any less funny that the arrow to the knee thing.
And you will find it in the comments section of every single fricking video!
‘I used to shout Fenton but then I took an arrow to the knee’
‘I used to see trampolines fly past my house but then I took an arrow to the knee’
These will be repeated in some form in half the comments on the video! And people like this crap! Err…why? It isn’t funny, it isn’t original and it doesn’t make sense!
So please, refrain from quoting anything anywhere that is at all related to arrows, knees or Skyrim.
And don’t even get me started on Fus Ro Dah.